Come back I wasn't finished
I was saying that I'd wait until you got back from the restroom! That was so rude of you.
Anyway, as I was saying. How about those Cubs?
I have been seeing a therapist to work through some of the problems that have gotten me thrown out of my own home. My wife is seeing a therapist to work through some of the problems that have gotten me thrown out of my own home. Today I scheduled a meeting with a therapist that we can both see together. I have added up the amount of money we've spent on therapy and discovered that I could have a giant screen plasma with surround sound, a new Ford Mustang GT, a Gibson Les Paul guitar, and a vacation to the big island of Hawaii if we weren't mentally ill.
That brings me to the Ford Mustang GT. I really like that car. I need to have one. Maybe if I buckled down.......
This was supposed to be about phrases that I wanted to eliminate from my brain, but they really don't want to go. I was going to tell you that when I was a little boy, my mom told me to write what sells! When I told her I didn't want to she said "Life is a shit sandwich, and everyday you take another bite." That is why I have so many therapists. I have never told my own kids that life is a shit sandwich , they figured that one out all by themselves. They don't care, they continue to draw great and bizarre pictures, and write strange songs, and color their hair purple and green, and refuse to take a bite. Dear son, don't buckle down, it's a mistake, you can live off of me for as long as I live and never move out of your room if you don't want to. (geez,I wish my wife had said that to me) Dear Daughter, I like the way your hair looks, I really really do, when you run out of different colors, start from the beginning again.
Together we can get through the tough parts, and laugh our way through the funny parts. Together we can learn a whole new set of phrases we can use...like... "Welcome to Jiffy Lube, would you like a new oil filter?"
Anyway, as I was saying. How about those Cubs?
I have been seeing a therapist to work through some of the problems that have gotten me thrown out of my own home. My wife is seeing a therapist to work through some of the problems that have gotten me thrown out of my own home. Today I scheduled a meeting with a therapist that we can both see together. I have added up the amount of money we've spent on therapy and discovered that I could have a giant screen plasma with surround sound, a new Ford Mustang GT, a Gibson Les Paul guitar, and a vacation to the big island of Hawaii if we weren't mentally ill.
That brings me to the Ford Mustang GT. I really like that car. I need to have one. Maybe if I buckled down.......
This was supposed to be about phrases that I wanted to eliminate from my brain, but they really don't want to go. I was going to tell you that when I was a little boy, my mom told me to write what sells! When I told her I didn't want to she said "Life is a shit sandwich, and everyday you take another bite." That is why I have so many therapists. I have never told my own kids that life is a shit sandwich , they figured that one out all by themselves. They don't care, they continue to draw great and bizarre pictures, and write strange songs, and color their hair purple and green, and refuse to take a bite. Dear son, don't buckle down, it's a mistake, you can live off of me for as long as I live and never move out of your room if you don't want to. (geez,I wish my wife had said that to me) Dear Daughter, I like the way your hair looks, I really really do, when you run out of different colors, start from the beginning again.
Together we can get through the tough parts, and laugh our way through the funny parts. Together we can learn a whole new set of phrases we can use...like... "Welcome to Jiffy Lube, would you like a new oil filter?"
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I'm glad you like my hair daddy. I've also run through alot of jobs that I will have for back up. If I dont become a cartoonist, I was going to draw greeting cards, or logos or do advertising, and then if my art career does not succeed I was going to be a hair dresser. sounds like fun doesnt it? When I come of age, I plan to be a shampoo girl as my first job.
Speaking of phrases we never say, I've compiled a list of phrases that I will never say because I hate them. Here they go:
1. "Just joshin ya"
2. "Thats a cute top"
3. "That's bogus"
4. "KOOL!" (with a k)
5. "I'm confuzzled"
and it goes on and on.
By LufaMouse, at 9:21 AM
The review for "Shark Sandwich" was merely a two word review which simply read, "Shit Sandwich".
By soundfromwayout, at 9:18 PM
I can't make up my mind on either the "Momma's Boy" or the "Suck-Up"
doll? I can really ID with the "Momma's Boy", because Ruthie
was a good mom and I always feel
guilty.
By marksme, at 8:36 PM
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